fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Monday, September 29 with 469,377 notes

dadnotdaddy:

*over a grocery store PA*
will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me

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Monday, September 29 with 18,004 notes
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If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

iwantmyinn0cenceback:

stoner-senpai:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

And bonus points if you say why

Oh god I’m praying please please please

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Sunday, September 28 with 842,122 notes
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beremylovechild:

When Nicki Minaj came out with Anaconda the media was like

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But now that J.lo & Iggy  have came out with the equally explicit “Booty “they’re like

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Wednesday, September 24 with 58,693 notes
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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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Thursday, September 18 with 362,198 notes